Review of Muerte Con Carne by Shane McKenzie (Deadite Press; 2013)

2 Oct

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Muerte Con Carne presents us with an utterly ghastly premise: there’s a Texas-Chainsaw-Massacre-ish family living on the border between the U.S.A. and Mexico, waiting for tired/weary illegal adventurers into the land of the free…waiting for ingredients for their tacos. And, boy, their tacos sure are popular in the little wasteland of a border town where Felix and Marta stay before embarking on a suicidal documentary-making mission.

McKenzie has a real knack for painting believable characters with very urgent conflicts, no matter how bizarre the premise (read the unforgettable Pus Junkies and Toilet Baby for evidence of this). I particularly enjoyed Felix’s scenes, especially at the seedy bar and with the overweight Norman Bates-esque hotel clerk. This one contained a lot more grue than the other McKenzie books I read, and will be a special delight to torture-porn addicts. I guess I enjoy McKenzie’s work the most for its wacky humor intermixed with absolutely harrowing scenes that place you deep into the rapidly unfolding tale with his excellent use of sensory details and clipped/direct style.

I look forward to more of his books!

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Toilet Baby by Shane McKenzie (Eraserhead Press; 2014)

27 Sep

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A weird, EXTREMELY DISGUSTING novella that reminded me of The Garbage Pail Kids film and cards in certain ways. Having said that, it still feels like a cartoon or even a romantic comedy in terms of its narrative structure and themes (Parenthood, Fitting-In, Family, etc.).

I despise reviews that summarize, so I’ll just say that McKenzie manages to make this unlikely/strange premise (toilet kids birthed from toilets) actually quite believable. I even found myself rooting for the characters and highly entertained as it moved seamlessly from one surprising/frightening scene to the next. Did I mention it was disgusting? If you found the film Street Trash funny, then you probably have a sick enough sense of humor to enjoy this–but also, like I said, it’s actually pretty heartwarming in the same way as a well-constructed RomCom. So, really, anyone can enjoy this quaint little tale called Toliet Baby in a joyous evening while roasting chestnuts over an open fire.

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Peckerwood by Jedidiah Ayres (Broken River Books; 2013)

27 Sep

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This was a short, satisfying, complex little crime novel. It shifts perspectives quite often (hawks In Cold Blood sections come to mind) to a slightly-surreal/jarring effect, but nonetheless feels like classic hard-boiled noir. One unforgettable scene includes two disorganized crime yokels trying to frame a disguised televangelist in a redneck gay bar.

I hope Jedidiah Ayres keeps publishing crime books in this style; it was quite refreshing compared to other grocery-store crime Gods like Patterson, Kellerman, and the like. It is twisted, compelling, and action-packed. I reread the prologue for its somehow hypothetical tone and jarring investigation of dead possibilities several times before embarking on the unforgettable ride that is this novel.

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10 records found under Karen’s(character from First Aide Medicine) closet floorboards

27 Sep

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10 Reasons to Read The First One You Expect by Adam Cesare (Broken River Books; 2014)

27 Sep

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10 reasons to read The First One You Expect by Adam Cesare

1. Any artist will immediately be drawn into this novella about how far one will go to self-promote.

2. You will be terrified by a depraved twist that is woven seamlessly into the narrative.

3. You collect knives and might be a bit shy about your true motivation.

4. You want to discover more underground horror authors.

5. You like faux-vintage book covers.

6. You have ever been to a dark place while struggling to create a masterpiece in cinema.

7. You have ever worked a crummy job, hoping for an angelic turn of events.

8. You have ever confessed your true desires to a rat.

9. You collect to escape your surroundings.

10. You like harsh realism in a genre that (horror)–ironically–frequently avoids it.

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Top 10 Psychedelic Horror Novels

6 Aug

1. The Blind Owl by Sadegh Hedayat

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2. The Cipher by Kathe Koja

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3. Grimm Memorials by R. Patrick Gates

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4. Body Rides by Richard Laymon

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5. It by Stephen King

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6. The Cannibals of Candyland by Carlton Mellick III

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7. Winterwood by Patrick McCabe

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8. Ice by Anna Kavan

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9. Period by Dennis Cooper

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10. House Infernal by Edward Lee

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Top 20 Horror Films As of Today

10 Jun

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1. An American Werewolf in London (1981)
2. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
3. The Loved Ones (2009)
4. Drag Me to Hell (2009)
5. Reanimator (1985)
6. Maniac (2012)
7. Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010)
8. Phantasm (1979)
9. Phenomena (1985)
10. Halloween 2 (2009)
11. Orphan (2009)
12. The Brood (1979)
13. Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
14. Onibaba (1964)
15. Kuroneko (1968)
16. In The Mouth of Madness (1994)
17. Three…Extremes (2004)
18. Sleepaway Camp (1983)
19. Dark Skies (2013)
20. Evil Dead (2013)

TV Snorted My Brain by Bradley Sands (LegumeMan Books; 2012)

31 May

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Deeply in love with the cover art of this one–I wonder if this artist actually does comics? This one did not have the same emotional depth as some of the other bizarro writers I’ve been reading lately. Nonetheless, you will find some imaginative absurdist mayhem within these pages. Check it out if you feel like some lighter/consistently slapstick and scatological bizarro fare.

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Die You Doughnut Bastards by Cameron Pierce (Eraserhead Press; 2012) Review

31 May

Die You Doughnut Bastards

The title probably sounds overly goofy, silly, and inane–but this book will surprise on many levels with its inventiveness. It is a very unique collection of Russell Edson-inspired poems, childish drawings, and short stories as only Cameron Pierce can write them–which combines absurd content imbued and emblazoned with a tragic and haunted human element. My favorite in the entire collection was “Lantern Jaws.” Although I only read it this morning in my flat in Istanbul, I already know that it will remain one of my favorite short stories. Cryptic, sad, simple, surprising, and genuine. I will not soon forget the image of what lay beneath Vanessa’s bandage, which proves to be both beautiful and horrific or the comedic yet haunting (and very Lovecrafitan) scene when David joins Vanessa’s parents for dinner. I could ramble on and on about the intricate beauty of each and every piece, but I ask that you discover them for yourselves, take a chance on Mr. Pierce’s dreams, and wander beyond the threshold of your previous imaginative barriers.

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Carnageland by David W. Barbee (Eraserhead Press; 2009) Review

26 May

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This bizarro sci-fi/fairy tale hybrid was pretty fun and odd, if you don’t mind a kind of lazy adherence to the heroic journey structure–no, Harry Potter or The Hunger Games this ain’t…although both the aforementioned works are still-born, tiresome works for a brain-dead planet. Why are many pop culture addicts so comforted by patterns? One may never know…the truth could be too horrible ever to discern.

Invader 898 is assigned to conquer a specific planet where hermaphrodite wizards/witches rule and Rapunzel-esque princesses dot the aforementioned hero’s golden brick road through threshold guardians and potential gateways to return with the elixir. But, again, this is all done in a mostly satirical fashion, albeit with some explicit scenes of violence and perverse humor.

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