Procedures for play-watching TEENAGE EXORCIST (1991; dir. Grant Austin Wolfman):
1. Roll to see which character you will play as on the game collage board.
2. Roll a d50. Then pick the state you will be in from the United States.
3. Search houses to rent on a real estate rental website. Then pick the cheapest house to rent in the state. This will be your daily rent, not your monthly rent, in this game.
4. Roll a d100 to determine how many thousands of dollars you have in savings then divide this number by 5.
5. The object of this game is to stay in the house for 30 days.
6. Roll a d30. This number is your stress level. If you go above 30, you become a teenage exorcist for life and lose.
7. Every thousand dollars you go into debt, raise your stress level by 1.
8. Each day you stay in this house you follow this procedure:
- a. Write one sentence or draw a quick sketch about what might happen next while watching the film.
- b. Deduct daily rental amount from your total savings.
- c. Write one sentence or draw a quick sketch about the struggles you face in your school or in your neighborhood living secretly as a teenage exorcist.
- d. Roll on the following d6 table to determine what might be going wrong with your rented house:
9. Try to make it to the end of the film or to the end of 30 days (whichever comes first) before raising your stress level past 30.
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